me upasana upasika and abi with the cuddly teddy bear at dvijas house 
one of the beat pics which were taken by me at dvijas home
at dvijas home in her room with the cuddly teddybear abi,upasana,me and upasika
mala upasana upasika me and dvija showing our sexy legs and studying in our class!!!!!!
mala upasika upasana and me at our clas with spirutuality overflowing in us
this is my kg teacher my school with the lil ones
this is at school well there is meeta mamta ekta abi aakansha and me outside the school campus in our wonderful uniforms
hey ppl this is very much me howdo i look
this was an awesome pic with deepthi, candy and yazhini trying to catch candy for the camera
this too was at coll when we wore saree on the ethinic day!!!!!!
this was at coll at our inter yr culturals look at the pic many were caught unaware
hey this a cool pic ! this is althiya in my coll and yazhini well they both were caught unaware on the cam yar
hey this is at home sumedha,abi,mala,me,dvija after our board exams
abi me and dvija at a water falls in coorg during our 12th excursion
aa collage of my college friends photo
me and abi at our farewell to our 12th seniors in our 11th std
yazhini,chitra,nirmala,alice,deepti,sagaya and me after finishing ca tests getting ready to go home
me and esha relaxingg!!! at the eve of our ca tests in college
me,tusshara and abi at our 11th culturals in the reception
abi,chintoori,mamta,harini (behind)dvija and me at a hotel lobby in coorg during our 12th excursion
26 Things a Sweet Guy Would Do
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair BUT you always notice.
3. Stick up for you but still be respectful of your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you, put his arms around you, squeeze you tightly against his chest, and whisper softly into your ear
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands will always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but knows when to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14................ Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile alot. :)
17. Plan a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally do just b/c he knows it means alot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21................ Always give you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each other's company-even when friends are watching.
22. Sing even if he can't
23. Have a creative sense of humor?
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason
26. Quit smoking, chewing loudly, drinking, or just b/c he loves you enough to quit!
Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.
Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home
Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz! ! they can't remember it)
Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff
Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story
Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you
Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their online buddies
Friends Forever!
Written with a pen
If you are my friend,
Please answer this:
Are we friends or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot.
So tell me now and tell me true,
So I can say, I am here for you.
Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the ones I won't forget.
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to Heaven
And wait for you.
Well v know turn to Shiva’s family.
Or shud I say srinithi’s family.
Her family is a peculiar 1 filled with old thoughts.
She is the 1st child and then she has a younger bro.
Her mom likes her bro. so much and not her.
Only her father loves her in the family.
She grew up with a lot of struggle; she is an amazing bharthanatyam dancer and a charted accountant.
Her mother always opposed to her wishes to b’com a dancer or an charted accountant, saying tat a girl child shud not hav so much freedom etc,,,
Her mom was a pain in the neck. She loved her bro. that was fit for nothing.
But her father always supported her in all her tough times, she was very attached to her father.
They all hailed from b’lore.
All the families shiva’s , srinithi & vaaishnavi r from b’lore.
And r now after mairrage settled in Chennai and shiva and srinithi r livin abroad.
Shiva and srinithi already lost their 1st child as a victim to TB in a very tender age of a yr and half. This was their biggest loss. And then they had twins-srishi & rishi.
As they lived in US they were not in constant touch with their families.
Srinithi’s father suffered from a heart attack and was admitted seriously in the hospital.
They flew back to India.
And the condition of the father grew worse, and his last few words were to shiva, asking him to take utmost care of his daughter granted anything her mom may do to her after he is gone.
Also the mom and bro. were very greedy ppl , for money.
The entire hospital fees and funeral expenditure was spent by Shiva, and still they were not satisfied.
Shiva did everythin they asked for the sake of srinithi, eventhough she was against wat he was doing. Shiva din’t want to lose the only birth related relations she had.
Ok now the funeral is over. The next thing is to divide the wealth.
Her father had given equal share to both his children, but nithi’s bro. wanted the entire share to do business, till now he has no job only with this money he is gonna start 2 work.
He is also married and has a son. Even here the mother showered affections on her son’s child and not on her daughter’s children (such a cheap person she will do anything for money). So her bro.asked her to write her share to him and the ancestral house is goin to be sold to meet his other expenses which reqd. her signature. All this happens after 3 days of his father’s death (such stone hearted ppl. r they).
Nithi refused 2 all of these, she was also struck with them for a week for some rituals,she was in a position where there was no way of contacting shiva and he wasn’t supposed to stay with them for the rituals and was in Chennai, while nithi was in their native, even he tried to contact her many times but the phone was never handed over to her, there was some excuse or the other for her non-availability. He got fed up and moved to his native only to find how she was being threatened by her own kin.
He got filled with rage, nithi told him “how many times have I told u not to help my bro. he is the most ungrateful, insensitive person in this world that I hav come across”.
Siva said “v don’t need anything of that wealth. Wat I’m earning is more than enough jus put that damn signature and lets move out of this place at once”.
Nithi couldn’t bear the way things were happenin in her life. She silently put the sign. Shiva had already taken their bags to the car. She sat in the car with tears rolling down her cheek. Shiva held her hand firmly. Told her to forget abt her family. His house/ their house were filled with ppl. who luved her for wat she was. From now on that was her family, not this 1 called hell. She was listening to all this with tears streaming in her face. He told “now do stop crying, its of no use, me and ur father knew this wud happen. When he is no more. He wud say it is god’s grace that v both married. He trusts me. Don’t u.”. nithi says “that’s not it shiva. Y is it that all the evil hearted ppl. r always so happy. And v who do so much good always suffer”. Shiva says “well that’s the way of life, u cannot change it, can u”. shiva says “nithi, please.. I’m there for u. well we will forget abt ur mom and bro.”. nithi says “well definitely my bro will come to u for some help or the other. And u will definitely help him. No one can change u. u r so kind hearted. Ain’t u shiva. Look wat is his thankfulness after u hav helped him so much. He still hasn’t changed. They always live in money. Money, money, money everywhere money they want.”
Shiva says “I’m earning more than enough for us both”. Nithi has tears still flowin down her cheeks “shiva, y is my family alone like this, every1 has a lovin mother, except me, look at vaishnavi, how her family luvs her. Well take for instance chinu itself, u guys luv her a lot than anyone cud”. Shiva says “nithi, y not think like this, no one is free from problems, u were in a family which did not luv u as u wished and was married into my family, where every1 luvs u da”.
Ok this can go on and on and on.. I’ll stop with this and well shiva and nithi continues this conversation til they reach home.
Well wait for the next incident to be posted. I hope next incident will also not be a problem one. I’ll try to put some spice to it yar….
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! >
That, my friend, is Globalization!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS (and men who may appreciate >
Well the characters in the story
The family has three bro and a sister
The 1st bro has two sons –shiva and adhi
The 2nd bro has 1 son-karthick
The 3rd bro has 1 daughter-chinu
The sis has a pair of twins-naveen & venky
The story centers on chinu
Shiva is nearing 30 is married to srinithi has twins-rishi & shrishi.
He is a paedratician and pschologist
Aadhi is 22 an architect,theatre artist
And kaarthi is 25 married to vaishnavi
He is also an architect and a good story writer, director, theatre artist
He has his own troupe ‘beyond life’
Vaishnavi and aadhi are classmates
They r also a part oh the troupe
Chinu is 17yrs old
Naveen and venky are 19
Naveen is doing medicine
Venky is in IIT madras.
INCIDENT 1
Shiva is working in the US in New York
Aadhi and kaarthi also did there post grad in NY
And had the troupe there and worked there
Now they have returned back to Chennai
Karthi has been married for 2 yrs now
They have gone now on a short visit to Shiva’s place
There have been family pressures on kaarthi and vaishnavi to start a family
To have a child.
Kaarthi is a very sensitive person and hates injections, Blood, hospitals as he has had gr8 experiences there as he was attacked by some brain fever in a young age and was constantly hospitalized. Now he has recovered from it but not fully at times he has severe headaches.
And he does not want a biological child even though he loves children and is gr8 with them.
As he cannot stand child birth the pain, trauma, blood, sufferings of his wife?
He prefers an adopted child
But vaishnavi wants a child of their own at least 1 not an adopted 1.
And an extraordinary thing to hear.
They have been married for 2 yrs and STILL they both r virgins (not exactly but somewhat-not an active sex life). God save them
As kaarthi doesn’t believe in contraceptives, condoms, birth control pills etccc.
And they r all now in shiva’s place.
And Shiva as a psychologist and best buddy to kaarthi ties to explain to him that children r a part of their life and all that stuff must I say advising him.
But kaarthi stresses on this pt. he is scared of everything also unfortunately his friend’s wife died in child birth.
He doesn’t want to lose his wife or see her pain.
He has formed such a mental block within him that child birth is dread full.
And every one vaishnaavi, srinithi, shiva, aadhi had pleaded with him, told to him in kind words, tried to make him understand no use. Kaarthi never changes his decision.
So they plotted a plan to turn hostile against him for some time to make him understand.
Vaishnaavi stopped talking to him. She and aadhi were classmates and best buddies. How the love between her and kaarthi will be told in the following posts. To make kaarthi jealous she asked aadhi to take her shopping and all that stuff as a frnd.
Kaarthi is a possessive person.
Kaarthi and aadhi was sitting in the hall working on the comp.
Vaishnavi enters,
Says to no one in person “I need to go shopping”.
Then asks aadhi “aadhi can u drive the car”
Aadhi looks at kaarthi there is no expression in his face even though he is filling with rage inside.
Aadhi takes the car key and goes out fuming to vaishnavi “kaarthi is gonna kill me 1 day, y r u doing this don’t u know he is possessive abt u. y r u making me the prey” vaishnavi says “I know wat i am doing. Will u not take me out as a friend and that too we were supposed to be best friends. Nothins gonna change after mairrage. V still r gud frnds aren’t v”.aadhi says “no one can argue with u both”.
These things continue for a week to say.
And 1 night at the dinner table.
Well before that a character sketch of Shiva, kaarthi and aadhi.
Shiva and kaarti has a close bond together because they ere the first two children in the family. Had a good rapport between each other. It was bcoz of kaarthi shiva took medicine. Shiva is so matured. Aadhi is a carefree guy he luvs both his bros. leads his own way of life. He is not the so emotional type like kaarthi. Doesn’t care if a person likes him or not. An easy go character. While kaarthi is sensitive. To him family is more imp. He is a bit possessive abt Shiva and vaishnavi-naturally. Even though kaarthi is a cousin bro. to Shiva.
Now to the dinner table.
All r there having dinner.
No one’s speaking. An aura of hostility has been spreading around the house for a week. And no one is speaking in the presence of kaarthi.
Kaarthi finally brks the silence “I know somethings wrong here. Each 1 of u is plotting against me. And aadhi I hate u u will never b forgiven”
Aadhi blinks and turns a cold stare towards vaishnavi.
Shiva-“I’ll xplain on behalf of everyone kaarthi, v r behaving like this for ur own gud. And u cannot threaten my brother like that”
Kaarthi gets up from the dinner table “this is it. I can’t take anymore than this” and went to the balcony.
Every one glared at Shiva. Shiva “kaarthi wait. I didn’t mean it”
Goes to the balcony “kaarthi—I’m sorry da, I din’t mean it. It was a slip of the mind”
Kaarthi-“its ok . anyway I’ve gotto accept the truth I am jus ur cousin and aadhi is ur own blood” shiva “y r u talking rubbish- u both r same to me da. I was jus pulling ur leg. V all r behaving like this only to help u” kaarthi-“y is no one understanding my feelings” shiva—“right it hurts u right. Then y can’t u think of the feelings of vaishnavi, doesn’t she have her own desires which she expects u to fulfill” kaarthi—‘that’s it da y can’t v adopt a child if she desires it so much” shiva—“look again u r going back to that thing-a adopted child is not like a own child. She wants to xperience the feeling of being pregnant, the pain of child birth quite natural da,” kaarthi—“enough I don’t want to experience it” shiva—“kaarthi just have 1 kid and then u can adopt another if u need it. Will u think about it? Please-understand” kaarthi “—“
Will kaarthi think abt it---- lits wait and see it
ok i've not named this one
my first attempt to write a story
this may have patches of me,incidents i witness
i don't think i will end this story
it would jus be a series of incidents
which i wist to happen
this is about a girl with 3 cousin bros and 2 cousins
well the girls name is CHINU
mostly i will form a beginning in the next mail
till then wait for the story
it may have real life and imaginary incidents
not to hurt anyone
I was waiting, waiting and waiting..
throughout sweet teens..
till I passed teen.. mid twenties..
with a beautiful heart..
over filled with pure love
dreaming of walking along..
moonlit beeches.. holding your arm
dreaming of getting lost in
mist covered plains..
dreaming of sleeping every night..
wrapped in your warmth
dreaming of waking up each morning..
cherished with your love
dreaming of how hard it would be to..
spend the rest of the day
away from you and your love..
till I see you at the end of the each day
dreaming of how I would share..
everything in life with you
dreaming of how I would sit by you..
so close to your heart
discussing with you..
every detail in life..
listening to your loving, caring words..
dreaming that..
there will be somebody to rely on..
whatever comes in my way..
dreaming that I'd never be alone and helpless..
but where are you hiding..?
far or near..?
how long I'm being waiting and waiting for you.. dear..
without offering my heart and soul to anyone..
still with that pure , perfect, undying love..
when I'll meet you..?
ever..?
never..?
I'm tired now.
really, really tired, dear
I dont know how long I can wait..
may be I'll die one day..
never ever seeing you.. or
your love . . .
Hi people,
Gals, This piece is specially for u............. & i
feel its exactly true.
The problems with GIRLS:
************************
If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with
her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE
her;
If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true
huh?)
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are
TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's
not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
While visiting India , George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam.
He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is.
He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people.
Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam.
"Allow me to demonstrate."
Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime
Minister,please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !"
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Kalam.
He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President.Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Bush, upon returning to Washington,decides he'd better put the Condoleeza Rice to the test.
Bush summons her to the White House and says,
"Condoleeza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"
Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.
"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, its Manmohan Singh!".
Why do students fails in exams...?
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student
1. Sundays-52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE..
Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days.
Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days
Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays) -40 days.
Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on your b'day??????
Balance = 0
"How can a student pass?????"
WE ALL WANT TO FALL IN LOVE...........
0 Word(s) oF tHouGHt.. ScRAwLed bY Vidya Natarajan at 8:29 PMwe all want to fall in love.why?
because that experience makes us feel completely alive.
where every sense is heightened.
and every emotion is magnified.
our everyday reality is shattered
and we r flying into the heavens.
it may last only a moment.an hour. an afternoon.
but that doesn't diminish its value.
becoz we r left with memories.
that we treasure for ur lives.
1. . Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ..Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ..Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .........Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ........Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .........Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like .Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
A friend is more than someone who wipes
Your tears when you are sad.
They are more than the person you call when
Someone makes you incredibly mad.
A true friend does not have to be a person
You spend time with every weekend,
Or even someone who lives
Just around the bend.
A friend can be a person with whom
You shared a single moment,
But you felt like it was just for
You they were sent.
Friendship does not always have to
Build up over years
It, like love, sometimes
Just appears.
So always remember that
Each person you meet
Has the potential to be someone
Especially interesting and neat.
Try not to judge those who
Don't seen your "type,"
Because their personality,
May fit yours just right.
Always feeling alone, until you
I didn't love myself, until you
I didn't care about life, until you
I never held a friend's hand, until you
I never told a friend that I loved her, until you
No one had ever held me for no reason, until you
No one had ever truly known me, until you
Lying in the darkness, without you
I don't know who I am, without you
I don't know what to do with myself, without you
How did I ever get by, without you
How did I ever find comfort, without you
Would I have ever seen my true self, without you
Would I have ever known true friendship, without you
For all those lucky singles out there who are bemoaning their fate and contemplating drastic measures like asking someone out
I mean, for gods sake, what kind of idiot turns up outside someones balcony at some ungodly hour like 11.30 p.m just because his girlfriend (with whom he has been talking utter nonsense for the past 3 hours instead of doing something productive and fun like sleeping) expressed a sudden, mad desire to see him?
And the whole cards-flowers-teddybear routine is soooo cliched! If ur gonna be dumb, atleast do it in style! Be original!
And those who are in relationships, act with a little more thought on how ur present actions might make u reconsider the state of ur sanity when u have become wiser someday and look back on all this. Worse, what are your grandchildren going to think of you??!!!
If ur gonna set relationship targets, make ur friends rue the day they decided u might not be such a bad person to hang out with, if you notice urself being magnetically attracted to the icky romantic comedies they put on tv from time to time as if to test our strength to endure crap, if the mills and boon kind of books seem suddenly very interesting, if you spend hours talking to yourself and have turned suddenly sickeningly giggly, well my friend u are suffering from moronitis. It is a deadly disease which afflicts those who are low on common sense and whose brains are filled with fluff. Even some normally sane people are known to be afflicted.
So i now choose to spend my vacant hours(read: when i am mindlessly bored enough to write crap like this!) in compiling a list of the merits and advantages of being single. Anyone is welcome to add to it.
• Your phone bill wont go through the roof due to the endless mindless hours spent talking about inane nonsense to your beloved. This is not meant to be taken as an insult to Mr.Graham Bell, whom as we all know is a great man who worked tirelessly to increase profits for the telephone companies.
• You can hang out with whom u want for however long u want without having to worry about whether ur beloved would get offended by the company you keep due to the fact that ur present companions best friends ex-girlfriends cousins senior who dated ur beloveds neighbours daughters friend cheated on her(on the neighbours daughters friend).
• you neednt give up a challenging and inspiring game with your friends after school coz ur gf wants to go watch the new romantic comedy in which Hugh Grant looks sooooooooo cute!! (Ugh!!)
• Girls are not subjected to long boring mindless hours watching cricket or something equally lame with your guy coz he wants to spend time with you AND watch the all important match.
• You cam switch off your cell phone and not give a damn about whether you are gonna miss an important call which may lead to a silly fight which goes something like "You were avoiding me!!" (teary voice) "No sweetie pie of course I wasnt, why would i do that?" "I know its all because of that new girl/boy in your french class, the hot one from Bangalore!!!"(teary dangerous voice) "Of course not, what gave you that idea?" "Oh you think i am stupid, i know u were tal;king to him/her for half an hour yesterday while u were waiting for your car!" (starting to smoke now) "Well, thats coz i was bored u know and i had nothing to do" "U should have thought about me or something! Why couldnt u do that? I am never good enough for you, am I? U dont love me!!!" (its gonna blowwww!!!!)
• No need to use 'affectionate' nicknames which might make other sane people consider you with concern over your mental stability. A few of the most common are -------- snugglebum, babe(u know, like the pig!), sweetiepie, cutie, loverboy/girl, darling, angel, Goddess(not kidding about this one), chocofudge, honeybunny, poobear.......etc etc
.no need to change your unique personality and ur sense of dressing coz ur gf/;bf doesnt like it and thinks that pink is definitely more your colour(barf barf puke puke) and tries to make u wear stuff like wat the backstreet boys wear or Mariah Carey.
.no need to worry abt the damn suntans, pimples,blackcircles etc on ur face
no need to spend lavishly on idiotic beauty products
.no need to burn ur pocket for ur gf,girls in some cases on ur bf on parties, some idiotic movies,restaraunts,gifts etc...etc...
ok this is getting a little too much for me. Will be back again with more stuff to add to the list and please feel free to add your own thoughts and ideas to the list!
Friends do things for one another
They understand
They go a million miles out of their way
They hold your hand
They bring you smiles
when a smile is exactly what you needed.
They listen and they hear
what is said in the spaces between the words
They care
and they let you know
you're in their prayers.
Friends always know the perfect thing to do
they can make your whole day
just by saying something that no one else
could have said.
Sometimes you feel like the two of you
share a secret language
that others can't tune in to.
A friend can guide you, inspire you,
comfort you, or light up your life with laughter.
A friend understands your moods
and nurtures your needs.
A friend lovingly knows just what you're after.
When your feelings come from deep inside
and they need to be spoken to someone
you don't have to hide from,
you share them with a friend.
When good news comes
a friend is the first one you turn to
When feelings overflow
and tears need to fall
friends help you through it all.
Friends bring sunlight into your life
They warm your life with their presence
whether they are far away
or close by your side.
A friend is a gift
that brings happiness
and a treasure
that money can't buy.
Collin McCarty
You Are My Lucky Star
by Meghan
You are my lucky star
In life you've helped me get really far
You were always there when I needed you
And I hope I was always there for you too
You are my lucky star
I know God sent you here for me from afar
You had a way of making me happy when I was sad
And if I did something wrong, you wouldn't be mad
You are my lucky star
My best friend is also what you are
You helped me realize what I'm living for
But now you're gone & each day I'm missing you more
Why am I so different?
What did I ever do?
To deserve the kind of treatment
that I receive from you.
You were my friend
when times were blue.
You stood by my side,
through and through.
But now you have changed,
you are acting quite different,
I want your old self,
to come out from inside.
I want our friendship back
I want you to change.
Is it asking too much
for you to be my friend once again?
You turned my darkness into light;
You made everything all right.
You picked me up when I was down;
You turned my life around.
If I didn't have you, what would I be?
A blessing is what you are to me.
When I needed you the most, you were there;
Even if it seemed like you didn't care.
When I didn't think I could make it another day,
You chased all my doubts away.
If I didn't have you, what would I be?
A treasure is what you are to me.
The world is full of many people, it's true;
But there is only one of you.
You fill my heart with love;
You're a God-sent gift from above.
If I didn't have you, what would I be?
An angel is what you are to me.
Lost and alone, I will no longer be;
Because you are here with me.
There is no reason to be sad;
You've taken away all the bad.
If I didn't have you, what would I be?
A best friend is what you are to me!!
>WOMEN'S REVENGE
>
>"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding
>items the woman wished
>to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed
>a remote control
>for a television set in her purse. "So, do you
>always carry your TV
>remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my
>husband refused to come
>shopping with me, and I figured this was the most
>evil thing I could do
>to him legally."
>
>
>WIFE VS. HUSBAND
>A couple drove down a country road for several
>miles, not saying a word.
>An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
>neither of them wanted
>to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard
>of mules, goats,
>and pigs, the wife asked sarcastically,
>"Relatives of yours?" "Yep,"
>the husband replied, "in-laws."
>
>WORDS
>A husband read an article to his wife about how
>many words women use a
>day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied,
>"The reason has to be
>because we have to repeat everything to men... The
>husband then turned
>to his wife and asked, "What?"
>
>CREATION
>A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how
>you can be so stupid
>and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife
>responded, "Allow me to
>explain. God made me beautiful so you would be
>attracted to me; God made
>me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
>
>WHO DOES WHAT
>A man and his wife were having an argument about
>who should brew the
>coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do
>it, because you get
>up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to
>get our coffee." The
>husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around
>here and you should
>do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait
>for my coffee."
>Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
>is in the Bible
>that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies,
>"I can't believe
>that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened
>the New Testament
>and showed him at the top of several pages, that it
>indeed
>says.......... "HEBREWS" (yuck!!!)
>
>THE SILENT TREATMENT
>
>A man and his wife were having some problems at home
>and were giving
>each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man
>realized that the
>xt day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00
>for an early
>morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first
>to break the
>silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
>"Please wake me at
>5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find
>it. The next morning,
>the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and
>he had missed his
>flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
>wife hadn't wakened
>him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
>The paper said, "It is
>5:00 AM. Wake up."
>regards,
>
>
>
>
>Keep in touch, Forever!
A two minute read.......
Read this story, and
follow the recommendation at
the end...
As I was walking
down life's highway
many years ago
I came upon a
sign that read
Heavens Grocery Store.
When I got a
little closer
the doors swung
open wide
And when I came
to myself
I was standing
inside.
I saw a host of
angels.
They were
standing everywhere
One handed me a
basket
and said "My
child shop with care."
Everything a
human needed
was in that
grocery store
And what you
could not carry
you could come
back for more
First I got some
Patience.
Love was in that
same row.
Further down was
Understanding,
you need that
everywhere you go.
I got a box or
two of Wisdom
and Faith a bag
or two.
And Charity of
course
I would need some
of that too.
I couldn't miss
the Holy Ghost
It was all over
the place.
And then some
Strength
and Courage to
help me run this race.
My basket was
getting full
but I remembered
I needed Grace,
And then I chose
Salvation for
Salvation was for
free
I tried to get
enough of that to do
for you and me.
Then I started to
the counter
to pay my grocery
bill,
For I thought I
had everything
to do the Masters
will.
As I went up the
aisle
I saw Prayer and
put that in,
For I knew when I
stepped outside
I would run into
sin.
Peace and Joy
were plentiful,
the last things
on the shelf.
Song and Praise
were hanging near
so I just helped
myself.
Then I said to
the angel
"Now how much do
I owe?"
He smiled and
said
"Just take them
everywhere you go."
Again I asked
"Really now,
How much do I
owe?"
"My child" he
said, "God paid your bill
a long long time
ago."
This poem has
been sent to you
with love and for
blessings .
It originated in
the Netherlands
and has been
around the world 9 times.
The blessings has now
come to you and
you will receive
good blessings in the mail
within six days
of receiving this letter
providing you
sent it out to someone else.
Do not send money
as this message
has no price. Do
not keep this letter
but send it on to
someone who
needs blessings.
Of course, blessings